So I’m reading online the other day and come across the heading, “Florida Father Punches Teacher.” I almost don’t even click, mainly because I’m not in the mood for another My-Child-Can-Do-No-Wrong vigilante parent on some crusade to save their Guilty-As-Sin bastard spawn of Satan. But something spurns me on and I’m drawn in… *click*

The story reads of a Florida man who walked into a classroom full of students and decks the teacher. This was the father’s (undeniably justified) reaction to accusations of his 14-yr-old daughter that the teacher had touched her inappropriately. What was this dad thinking? Shame on him! I would have used a shotgun.

It seems that the father was at the school to meet with officials about the incident and became angered when…

Some girl in Moscow saw a snow leopard (yeah, yeah I know the pic isn’t of a snow leopard, chill.) near the edge of its cage and thought it would be cute to pet it since it was so pretty. So she stuck her hand in.

The description of what ensued reminds me a lot of a TV show I saw last month in which a panda gets ahold of a zoo visitor’s coat and traps him against the cage with it, and then starts trying to get at the person. This person being over the safety railing and right up against the cage to begin with.

According to the girl, the cat looked “peaceful” so she decided to pet it. In thanks, the leopard bit off her finger…

Some douchebag rich guy wrecked his Ferrari Enzo by driving it drunk into a telephone pole at 162 miles per hour. ONE HUNDRED and SIXTY-TWO mph! And he’s NOT DEAD!

Just a little background on this… Ferrari Enzos are extremely hard to get ahold of. You have to have owned something like 5 Ferraris previously, including the also impossible-to-get-ahold-of Ferrari F50. This guy had two:

So, y’know, of course he decided that one of ‘em needed a good wrecking…