Bush announces plan for third term
Monday, May 1st, 2006
President Bush shocked the nation Wednesday when he announced his plans to run for a third consecutive term. Rumors were already building early in the term over who would run for the Republican nomination, leaving party leaders surprised to hear Bush’s announcement during his State of the Union Address.
Naturally many were quick to point out that a president serving more than two terms violates the 22nd Amendment. Later that night, in his rebuttal to the Democrats’ rebuttal, Bush explained how he was again seeking office. “Liberals and Michael Moore want to say that I stole the election in 2000. They want to say I was appointed, not elected. Well guess what? You’re right Mike. I stole the election and I was appointed. Now I’m still eligible for another term.”
Michael Moore was reportedly taking a nap in his deep fat fryer Jacuzzi, and as such was unavailable for comment…
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President Bush shocked the nation Wednesday when he announced his plans to run for a third consecutive term. Rumors were already building early in the term over who would run for the Republican nomination, leaving party leaders surprised to hear Bush’s announcement during his State of the Union Address.
Naturally many were quick to point out that a president serving more than two terms violates the 22nd Amendment. Later that night, in his rebuttal to the Democrats’ rebuttal, Bush explained how he was again seeking office. “Liberals and Michael Moore want to say that I stole the election in 2000. They want to say I was appointed, not elected. Well guess what? You’re right Mike. I stole the election and I was appointed. Now I’m still eligible for another term.”
Michael Moore was reportedly taking a nap in his deep fat fryer Jacuzzi, and as such was unavailable for comment…
